I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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