Do vagina's smell?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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