She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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