as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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