But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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