now i know why i became what i already was.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
