I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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