remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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