Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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