I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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