God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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