I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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