Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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