That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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