The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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