Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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