Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
The Olympian is in my bed
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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