How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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