Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Randomize
