this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Randomize