So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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