it hurts more in the daytime
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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