We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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