She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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