So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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