..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So. Much. Porn.
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