Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I need to stop coming to work sober
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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