who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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