Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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