Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i may or may not be watching the land before time
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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