Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
