so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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