I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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