is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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