I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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