We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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