just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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