from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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