I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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