forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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