My nipple is on Facebook.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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