Moan for me like Helen Keller
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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