he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
