HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize