it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
