WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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