i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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