I'm so fucking centered right now
kristin has been a bad kristin
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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