So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I party with great urgency now.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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