no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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