I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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