I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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