i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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